Our previous experience has made us familiar with AWDs. For Defence wonks, these AWDs are not to be confused with Air Warfare Destroyers. For a start, instead of several billion dollars, they cost USD 8,500. Or this one did anyway.
$8,500 is a reasonable amount of money. Until you go to the bank and attempt to take it out, whereupon it suddenly became unreasonable. I've already taken out a bank cheque once and won't do that again if I can possibly avoid it. But I did get a shock when they handed it to me in $10 notes. All of it.
Talk about feeling vulnerable! I would have felt less visible with one of those huge and stupid publicity cheques, rather than with this fat bundled envelope which 50 people in the bank had seen me stuff to overflowing with banknotes and take out.
Fortunately, I was able to flick it to the seller quick smart. In her car, soon to be my car, she pulled out a computer case and slipped the cash inside. Then she refused a lift to the bank, hopped out and was on her way. She was very cool about the whole thing.
It probably looked like I was dealing drugs.
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